Listen to some examples of the deranged shit Owen Croft spews out from his warped, twisted mind, a filthy fucking sewer, mam said a filter should be used, fuck that!
“If you’ve never heard dark humour delivered in full Yorkshire glory, prepare yourself.”
“Warning: Do NOT listen to this in public. You will embarrass yourself.”
THE KNOBFATHER (coming in 2026): Forget the horse head, meet the horse cock – A Barnsley Crime-Porn Epic. Have a listen to the intro below. Narrated by Shaz, a gorgeous bit of crumpet from up North.
Next up is a teaser from the filthy, hilarious book, BumbleCock, narrated by Tony, a proper Yorkshire bloke.
Below is chapter 1, from Crisis on a Biscuit. Download the full eBook for FREE, narrated by a geezer in the pub.
Next up is someone rambling on about A Week in the Life of a Lazy Bastard. (that’s me, the lazy bastard, narrated by someone, can’t remember now)
The Knobfather out May 11th 2026