FREE SHIT

Welcome to the Free Shit Page – Because I’m a Generous Bastard (And I’ve Got Too Much Bollocks on My Hard Drive)

Ey up, you tight-fisted legends. Why pay for filth when you can grab it for nowt? Here’s a pile of my earlier ramblings – short, sweary, and proper grim – all yours for the low, low price of absolutely fuck all.

Download ‘em, read ‘em in the bog, quote ‘em in the pub, or use ‘em to line the cat tray – I don’t give a toss, just don’t blame me if your nan catches you sniggering. There are some FREE eBooks right now on Smashwords, browse and find them, they are there..

• Crisis on a Biscuit – Big Bastard Bob explains how Britain went from ruling the waves to not being able to empty the bins without a committee.

And more bollocks besides.

No catch, no signup, no “enter your email for exclusive offers” bollocks – just pure, unfiltered Owen Croft filth for free.

Grab it before I come to my senses and start charging.

Go on, treat yourself. You deserve it, you magnificent cheapskate.

– Owen Croft

(The bloke what wrote it, and is now regretting giving it away)