(aka The Newsletter You’ll Hide From Your Mam)
Stick your email in the box below, and every couple of weeks (or whenever I can be arsed) I’ll lob this straight into your inbox:
- Brand-new rude stories that are too dirty for Amazon
- First shout when a new BUMBLECOCK drops
- Exclusive limericks, rants, and things I found down the back of the sofa
- The occasional photo of a sheep looking judgmental
- Zero uplifting bollocks, zero kale recipes, zero “productivity hacks”
- 78% chance of the word “cock” appearing at least twice
Your details will be guarded better than my last packet of Chocolate Hobnobs. I’ll never sell ’em, share ’em, or use them to sign you up to Scientology.
Go on then, you filthy animal – type your email and hit the button. I promise it’ll be more fun than a kick up the arse with a wet welly.
The Knobfather out May 11th 2026