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(And I Mean EVERYTHING) This is an example from the Bloke’s Guide to Married Life (Dropping sometime in 2026). Want to get the full book when it drops? Subscribe to Owen Croft’s Filthy Dispatches. Right, let’s get the most terrifying truth out of the way first, because if you don’t grasp this, the rest of … Read moreSHE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING

The Return of the Legendary Knob – Official Blog Post from the Only Man Alive Who’s Had Three Different Cocks in One Year and Still Owes Money to the Russian Mafia Listen up, you absolute degenerates, Bumblecock The Return of the Legendary Knob will be available from January 2026 I’ve just finished a new masterpiece, BUMBLECOCK: … Read moreBUMBLECOCK IS BACK, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS

A Bloke’s Guide to Getting the Women

How to Pull Like a Broken Man Who’s Given Up But Still Fancies a Shag

By Owen Croft – the only man who turned writing about baked-bean depression into a cottage industry

Let’s not piss about. You’re not going to wake up looking like Henry Cavill. You’re not going to suddenly earn six figures or develop a jawline that could slice bread.

BumbleCock: The Limp Legend of the Layby A fucking stupid comedy by Owen Croft Darren “Daz” McFloppy has one dream: to be remembered for something other than his Greggs loyalty card and a Vauxhall Corsa held together by hope and cable ties. Unfortunately, the only one part of him ever gets remembered—and it’s the part … Read moreBumbleCock: The Limp Legend of the Layby